It’s been so long since you’ve came for your weekly knee-sitting, toe-tapping session. In the beginning, I get onto you for not coming every week, but I tell you I’m disappointed because I’ve missed it. You sit down on my knee without an invite. You want a continuation of a video you saw of me cranking a car in the Reeboks you bought for me. I demonstrate how I would pump the gas to get the car started, while wearing my skinny jeans, white tights, and black flats. Six minutes into the video, I show you (for a minute) how I would rev the car once I’ve got it started. I cut the story-telling short because I see you’re getting too excited, and I don’t want to cut the session short for obvious reasons on your end. So I tell you to just sit and watch my shoe tapping for the remainder of our session. Of course, I continue to talk and ask questions about my toe-tapping style until the end of our session.